A day with my period.
- period:
- WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period:
- How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period:
- How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period:
- Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period:
- See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period:
- Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period:
- Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period:
- For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period:
- Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period:
- You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period:
- Yell at a puppy.
- period:
- Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.